End of the World Notification Service
We've scoured The Interwebs for the most accurate data on when the world will end and set up this useful notification service. Sign up to receive a handy email alert whenever the world is going to end; your alert will tell you when the world will end and who has prophesied it, giving you time to find shelter in a network of caves or say goodbye to your loved ones.
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Rowdydow's End of the World Notifaction Service is currently preparing its users for these forthcoming world-ending events :-
|Prophesied by||Additional info|
We know that the year 2011 is the 7000th year from the flood. We also know that God will destroy this world in that year. But when in 2011 will this occur?
|21/12/2012||End of the World||The Mayans||http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2012_phenomenon|
|23/08/2013||Firey end of the world||Grigori Rasputin (and the Weekly World News)||http://books.google.co.uk/...
|Year 2014||End of the World||Pope Leo IX, in 1514||http://www.areawidenews.com/blogs/...|
|Year 2014||Technology||Bill Joy, co-founder of Sun Microsystems||http://www.wired.com/wired/archive/...
(May take up to ten years)
|Year 2014||Rogue Asteroid||Michael Ecklund||http://www.angelfire.com/tx/etetall/index4.html
Lots more information on the website.
|Year 2017||Hellfire||Sword of God Brotherhood|
|28/09/2020||Yom Kippur Parousia||George Madray†||http://www.theend.org/|
|Year 2025||Judgement Day (with aliens)||RaŽlians (followers of RaŽl, former race car driver)||http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RaŽllism...|
|13/11/2026||World's population reaches infinity||Science Magazine, 1960||http://jacksonville.com/...
In 1960, Science magazine published an article titled "Doomsday: Friday, Nov. 13, A.D. 2026.".
|26/10/2028||Asteroid 1997 XF||NASA, until they changed their mind, now just Jim of the "Asteroid Doomsday Countdown Clock"||http://www.unec.net/.../asteroid_doomsday.htm|
|19/01/2038||The Year 2038 Problem||Computer people.||http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Year_2038_problem
This one is quite specific: 03:14:07 UTC.
|Year 2060||Newton's theory of the end of the world||Isaac Newton||http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isaac_Newton's_occult_studies|
|Year 2436||End of the World||Nostradamus||http://books.google.co.uk/...|
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