End of the World Notification Service
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    Prophesied by Additional info
21/05/2011 Judgement Day Family Radio Worldwide (and The Bible) http://worldwide.familyradio.org/en/
21/10/2011 The End of the World EBible Fellowship http://www.ebiblefellowship.com/...
We know that the year 2011 is the 7000th year from the flood. We also know that God will destroy this world in that year. But when in 2011 will this occur?
24/12/2011 Secondary World Aliens exterminate mankind Dee Finney http://www.greatdreams.com/end-world.htm
21/12/2012 End of the World The Mayans http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2012_phenomenon
23/08/2013 Firey end of the world Grigori Rasputin (and the Weekly World News) http://books.google.co.uk/...
Year 2014 End of the World Pope Leo IX, in 1514 http://www.areawidenews.com/blogs/...
Year 2014 Technology Bill Joy, co-founder of Sun Microsystems http://www.wired.com/wired/archive/...
(May take up to ten years)
Year 2014 Rogue Asteroid Michael Ecklund http://www.angelfire.com/tx/etetall/index4.html
Lots more information on the website.
Year 2017 Hellfire Sword of God Brotherhood  
28/09/2020 Yom Kippur Parousia George Madray† http://www.theend.org/
Year 2025 Judgement Day (with aliens) RaŽlians (followers of RaŽl, former race car driver) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RaŽllism...
13/11/2026 World's population reaches infinity Science Magazine, 1960 http://jacksonville.com/...
In 1960, Science magazine published an article titled "Doomsday: Friday, Nov. 13, A.D. 2026.".
26/10/2028 Asteroid 1997 XF NASA, until they changed their mind, now just Jim of the "Asteroid Doomsday Countdown Clock" http://www.unec.net/.../asteroid_doomsday.htm
19/01/2038 The Year 2038 Problem Computer people. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Year_2038_problem
This one is quite specific: 03:14:07 UTC.
Year 2060 Newton's theory of the end of the world Isaac Newton http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isaac_Newton's_occult_studies
Year 2436 End of the World Nostradamus http://books.google.co.uk/...
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