End of the World Notification Service
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Rowdydow's End of the World Notifaction Service is currently preparing its users for these forthcoming world-ending events :-
|Prophesied by||Additional info|
|21/05/2011||Judgement Day||Family Radio Worldwide (and The Bible)||http://worldwide.familyradio.org/en/|
|21/10/2011||The End of the World||EBible Fellowship||http://www.ebiblefellowship.com/...
We know that the year 2011 is the 7000th year from the flood. We also know that God will destroy this world in that year. But when in 2011 will this occur?
|24/12/2011||Secondary World Aliens exterminate mankind||Dee Finney||http://www.greatdreams.com/end-world.htm|
|21/12/2012||End of the World||The Mayans||http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2012_phenomenon|
|23/08/2013||Firey end of the world||Grigori Rasputin (and the Weekly World News)||http://books.google.co.uk/...
|Year 2014||End of the World||Pope Leo IX, in 1514||http://www.areawidenews.com/blogs/...|
|Year 2014||Technology||Bill Joy, co-founder of Sun Microsystems||http://www.wired.com/wired/archive/...
(May take up to ten years)
|Year 2014||Rogue Asteroid||Michael Ecklund||http://www.angelfire.com/tx/etetall/index4.html
Lots more information on the website.
|Year 2017||Hellfire||Sword of God Brotherhood|
|28/09/2020||Yom Kippur Parousia||George Madray†||http://www.theend.org/|
|Year 2025||Judgement Day (with aliens)||RaŽlians (followers of RaŽl, former race car driver)||http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RaŽllism...|
|13/11/2026||World's population reaches infinity||Science Magazine, 1960||http://jacksonville.com/...
In 1960, Science magazine published an article titled "Doomsday: Friday, Nov. 13, A.D. 2026.".
|26/10/2028||Asteroid 1997 XF||NASA, until they changed their mind, now just Jim of the "Asteroid Doomsday Countdown Clock"||http://www.unec.net/.../asteroid_doomsday.htm|
|19/01/2038||The Year 2038 Problem||Computer people.||http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Year_2038_problem
This one is quite specific: 03:14:07 UTC.
|Year 2060||Newton's theory of the end of the world||Isaac Newton||http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isaac_Newton's_occult_studies|
|Year 2436||End of the World||Nostradamus||http://books.google.co.uk/...|
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